A quick purview of the national news for what's going on in Baltimore yields mostly sports stories, Kwanzaa celebrations, murders and the elephant scandal. The elephant scandal? The Baltimore Zoo says that they cannot afford to keep Dolly and Anna, so they have threatened to ship them off to another city zoo's breeding program unless the citizens cough up a million dollars to be matched by pledges from the business community. While they are not exactly white, these young elephants are chewing up a lot of money and wasting thier genes while Boy Mayor is planning to spend 800K converting 11 blocks of Charles Street back to two-way traffic. I understand these are not earth shaking issues. Public safety, education and health are, though, and these programs are all seriously underfunded here. They are laying teachers off and addicts seeking treatment are turned away for lack of space, to return to supporting thier habits with crime. Leave Charles Street alone, and take my elephants, please.