All but staring at the ceiling

How utterly immobile I am! Thank you for the cozy water bottle, Miss Janet! Now if only I could lift it to the sink to refresh it with Hottest Tap. How I very sorely regret having thrown out all those good drugs that were lying around this house when we started to clear it. And with nothing to do but surf the web with this wireless laptop while semi-recumbent, how quite wearisome! How have Britney Spears and Paris Hilton managed to hold our collective attention this long? Even weird news sites pall after a while with reports of human stupid and often morbid behaviors. If not for the designantion of Baltimore as the future chocolate capital of the country, I would be wallowing in utter dispair! Ow! Pass the nut clusters! Ow!