All these people at the side of the road are waiting for the bakery truck to come by and throw doughnuts at them. After that a herd of pigs snatching doughnuts out of peoples' hands was led down the street. Then the cops arrested everyone with sticky fingers. People were diving under parked cars and slinking down allies in search of moist wipes. The taverns hard by the base of the spectacle overflowed and homeowners complained of shrubbery damage. The partial remains of an escaped pig were found barbequed in an adjacent playground....