If you still need a valentine and you're on a budget, you are welcome to click the gallery on the sidebar. There you will find a variety of valentines that you can print out and glitter up. Some of you may wonder what a gal who gives the whole world a piece of love does for her long suffering and infinitely tolerant husband. He he he. Well, ahem. The printable part I will reproduce here from this week's City Paper, which kindly agreed to run it with a gajillion others, for free:
Cheez Waffies
(For Hubby)
My delicate blossom,
My delectable bon bon
In the dark jungle of the street
You slay for me
The wily cheez waffie
And bring to our hearth
Its dripping corpse!
Oh, light of my eye, flower of youth,
Paragon of manly virtue,
I am filled with incomparable glee
When you bite me!
How may I express my elation
As you absorb the impact of my vociforation?
We met at Willie's Wax Works
On a wild and wooly night.
Our limitless love has stood the test
Of hardened piles of socks
And an anti-social habit.
Neither the cold and nakedness
Of extreme poverty
Nor the shock of sudden
riches
Could dim the glow of our ardor!
Were you covered with oozing carbuncles,
Had you problems with the IRS,
I would not love you less!