Moving Furniture

Yesterday I delivered work for the show opening this Thursday and also picked up my piece from the group show at Roman's. Eager to see what, if anyone had contributed to the Box of Bad Ideas, I whipped out my keys and unlocked the small black padlock. Nothing. No one had suggested I do anything senseless or wicked. So! I am hanging it in my kitchen and inserting some bad advice not from recent experience but from observation of a close friend; "Start with vodka".