So after the squirrels were shut out earlier in the Spring, they dug their way back into the side of the house to dig, scratch and squeak in the space over our living room. The pest control company disavowed any further abatement so we asked the drywall guy to nail a plank over their new access. And he did, after inserting razor wire into the hatch. Displaced, the squirrels now live in the condemned hollow tree in front. And they look at me now with such fearless, calculating stares. Gotta watch my back. I expect them to rush the door with crude weapons to reclaim the house.