Molly Goatwax

Summer Time

The season is one week old and we have already had 35 shootings in the city. Stay classy, Baltimore!

Out n About

Anyone need to find a home for their secretary?

Mystery

All three mail boxes in front of the post office across the street have been removed.

Ice Cream Cops

We attended the historic mass marriage in the park officiated by Mayor Stephanie.

Lucky Cat

Call the ACLU

In South Carolina, government agents are paid to deny you your freedom of speech. Hubby really let loose some salty descriptions of the anatomically impossible when he saw this!

Paranoia

After chasing off a squirrel trying to dig its way into my sunporch, I am wondering if the entire rodent kingdom is out to get me.

Tuna and noodle salad

I love this stuff on a bed of raw spinach with grape tomatoes, so why don't I make my own instead of paying 5.99 a pound for it? And so I did, with a little dill from the farm on the parking lot. Mmm. Some chopped onion, salt and pepper, one pass over with the garlic powder and It's better than deli!

Doctor Visit

Chipmunk bite. No photos, please.