And so forth

Every four years Hubby and I host an election party. It doesn't support either candidate, though we always vote the same way. This year one of our guests ate all the marzipan. A marzipan and chocolate bar, the last couple of squares of another and most of the marzipan cookies. Not surprisingly, this guest also strained a wooden chair into separating some leg supports. No one cracked open the champagne.