Well thank goodness that's all over, for perhaps 10 months until we all get subjected to attempts at mass consumer hypnosis again. Merry F***ing Christmas, I said to my surgeon as he was prepping on Saturday morning. He giggled at the unexpected profanity and I went under. He was repairing the two hernias and the intestinal blockage left by the surgeon who removed my ovaries in a supposedly routine procedure on the 21st. Nothing by mouth all week, not even an ice chip. NOTHING. A tube threaded through my nose and left dripping fecal matter in my inner ear overnight. I was wearing a neon red allergy warning bracelet and my allergy to betadine was all over my chart. What do you think i was wiping off after the procedure and was all over my insides, too? Ow ow ow! And what kind of crap tv was my room mate subjecting me to 24 hours a day? Merry Christmas everone!
Sent from Molly.