I live in an historic area down
By where
The highway dumps
Into the city.
I can never tell
Whether all those helicopters
Are circling
For traffic jams or
For fires or fugitives.
I got the summons today in the mail, calling me to court.
It's not that I don't want to participate in my Civic duties, but I just don't want to serve as a juror again. I wonder if I can get my doctor to sign off on my conditions as "given to sudden inappropriate shouting and severe incontinence"? Yeah, that's the ticket!