Molly Goatwax

More Eyes

Earlier today I was thinking I need more cataract surgery when I read “Madonna strangled Godzilla” rather than Maximum Strength Guaifenisen” on the tiny label.

My phone

I have an iPhone 13 and personally, I hate it. All the codes, the charges for apps that used to be free, like photoshop and phases of the moon . It’s so complex that sometimes I have to just lay it down in defeat.j

Violins

I should have known that the squeegee kids would have eventually shot a motorist, but to be fair the motorist came at them with a baseball bat!