Molly Goatwax

The arriviste

You are still there.

Dear soon to Be-X husband,

Dear soon to Be-X husband, the proof is in the pudding, and maybe that
storage shed.

Apple Corp

Well, recently I’m waging the same war with Apple as I did with Facebook so many years ago ,except that Apple will win. I will be surprised if I this published, but it’s not a problem.

Clogs

My email is overwhelming me. I can spend an hour each day cleaning it out but so many don’t have a nonsubscrbribe button anymore. Each day my inbox grows. I don’t need this stuff, insurance of any kind, replacement windows or roof and endless clothes Advertising. I’m tired of it clogging my space.

More Eyes

Earlier today I was thinking I need more cataract surgery when I read “Madonna strangled Godzilla” rather than Maximum Strength Guaifenisen” on the tiny label.

My phone

I have an iPhone 13 and personally, I hate it. All the codes, the charges for apps that used to be free, like photoshop and phases of the moon . It’s so complex that sometimes I have to just lay it down in defeat.j

Violins

I should have known that the squeegee kids would have eventually shot a motorist, but to be fair the motorist came at them with a baseball bat!

Clouds

Are the skys clearing? There goes a cloud pink with the sunset and shaped like fish, tail and including a dot of blue cloud for an eye. Last night we had a thunderstorm again.

I’m only sleeping

The other morning, or was it afternoon? I awoke to police officers at the end of my bed.
Thinking that the gubment had finally caught up with me, I asked how I could help them. Well, it turns out to be just a wellness check. They told me to go back to sleep. They left, but I will always wonder who pulled that on me?

Winter

I watch the sinking temperatures and wonder how I will get to the drs appointments and pharmacy stops with so little in my bank account. While Uber is fast and dependable, it’s costing me too much. Do I need to call the older daughter for a bail out?